Dystopic Express

Dystopic Express Every tuesday 6pm at Pong Club/Griessmühle A weekly symposium for collective scribbling.

...a weekly symposium for collective scribbling you are invited to a writing and reading experiment, an inspirational, improvisational and contemplative evening for those who love playing with text and words and enjoy drawing and collaborative art in a spontaneous manner. let's write, play, draw and perform together... every tuesday 6pm @pong club https://www.facebook.com/pongclub.berlin Griessmühle Sonnenallee 221 12059 Neukölln S-Bahnhof Sonnenallee

Every tuesday 6pm at PONG CLUB...a weekly symposium for collective scribblingyou are invited to a writing and reading ex...
15/05/2016

Every tuesday 6pm at PONG CLUB

...a weekly symposium for collective scribbling

you are invited to a writing and reading experiment, an inspirational, improvisational and contemplative evening for those who love playing with text and words and enjoy drawing and collaborative art in a spontaneous manner.

let's write, play, draw and perform together...

10/01/2014

We're gonna take a little break, returning to a new home with a special occasion... watch this space!

07/01/2014

Lemmy (from Motorhead) encountered Boris Becker, in the Bum Bum… He said 'We should do this more often' to which the tennis titan replied 'F**k You! Können sie sich bitte wiederholen?' 'I don't know if I express myself right if I say: F**k You!' retorted the bassist. Boris thought to himself 'What is that Buzzing sound? Can everyone else hear it??' and together they shouted 'Fire!' Soon after, aliens landed in the front garden and they invited them in for a nice cup of tea.

07/01/2014

Charles de Perpignan (inventor of the bottomless floor) and Jesus were at home, cuddling with pillows this morning. Charles said 'I'd say that's the biggest I've ever seen' and Jesus replied 'I get an itch in my brain when you talk to me like that.' 'Are you living in Berlin' enquired the Frenchman? 'When my Mum was alive she always kept me from people like you. That's why I killed her' replied the Nazarite. 'Daym these pants are tight!' mused the inventor, while the prophet thought 'You complete me'. They both looked up to the stars and thought 'Wow, we're so tiny…'

02/01/2014

Last week's impromptu downstairssession was fun, maybe we'll try it again tomorrow...

DEs 18 + 19 Exquisite Corpses etc
29/12/2013

DEs 18 + 19 Exquisite Corpses etc

A Surrealist Parlor Game: "Exquisite Cadavers," a.k.a. "The Exquisite Corpse"http://arthistory.about.com/od/modernarthis...
16/12/2013
Surrealism - Art History Basics on Surrealism - Early 1920s to the Present

A Surrealist Parlor Game: "Exquisite Cadavers," a.k.a. "The Exquisite Corpse"


http://arthistory.about.com/od/modernarthistory/a/Surrealism-Art-History-101-Basics.htm

Surrealism based its artistic content on the dream and unconscious drives, such as sexuality, hunger, anger and bodily functions. They believed that thoughts unleashed in dreams were as authentic as thoughts produced during wakeful consciousness. Their strange juxtaposition of images brings to their...

Dystopic Express's cover photo
10/12/2013

Dystopic Express's cover photo

07/12/2013

Godot met Marlene Dietrich in the pharmacy. Godot said: „When I look at you I'm reminded of the worst meal I ever ate.“ Marlene replied: „I'm so hungry, I have to eat them!“ and asked. „Why did you leave me for your mother?“ – „I am your father“ Godot answered. Marlene wondered: „I believe in god, why shouldn't I believe you?“ They both shouted unisono: „Yeah!“ Then Godot smacked Marlene in the face and ran away laughing, only to trip and fall first in a pile of dog sh*t.

07/12/2013

Berlusconi und Jean-Jacques de Schabernack, der Hofnarr der Queen, saßen zusammen im Auto in Richtung Berlin. „Ich will dich, aber ich brauche dich nicht.“ sagte Berlusconi. „Wir kommen in Schwierigkeiten, wenn wir selbst blöd sind.“ sagte Jean-Jacques in seinem französischen Akzent und setzte hinzu: „Was ist die Grundregel im Überlebenskampf?“ – „Drück einfach den roten Knopf und guck was passiert.“ antwortete Berlusconi selbstsicher. Jean-Jacques kämpfte mit seinen Gefühlen. „Ich liebe ihn nicht! Ich liebe ihn nicht! Ich liebe ihn nicht! Ich liebe ihn nicht!“ ermahnte er sich in Gedanken. Sie schrien: „Was zur Hölle wollt ihr Schleicher von uns?“, dann segelten sie landauswärts, ihr Ziel war der Horizont.

01/12/2013

Snow White met Guy Debord on the toilet at Kit Kat-Club. Snow White said: "Square wheels are rubbish." - "First respect for anybody's first time." Monsieur Debord answered and asked: "Why are your trousers poking out like that?" - "May the devil be our judge." Snow White replied. Guy Debord thought to himself: "Oh sh*t, this was supposed to become a pamphlet against the Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll-Movement." They both shouted out loud: "I love you!" Then silence reigned.

Timeline Photos
30/11/2013

Timeline Photos

30/11/2013

Lenin met Roger Rabbit in the Chocolate Factory one day before christmas. Lenin promised: "I can show you someting if you like." The rabbit begged: "Please don't tell my mother..." Lenin asked: "Do you think there is an actual real Santa Claus?" Roger reprimanded him: "I think you should put more effort into saving the world." - "My nipples burn like coals." Lenin thought while Roger Rabbit was wondering: "Popularity for an engineer, is this possible too?" Then the artist finished the painting with a little bit of red and was very satisfied.

Exquisite Corpses #15
26/11/2013

Exquisite Corpses #15

17/11/2013

...will now be EVERY FRIDAY 7pm.
...ist ab jetzt JEDEN FREITAG um 19 Uhr.

A collection
11/10/2013

A collection

A collection

27/09/2013

Lolita met Professor Pussy Inspector in the garden next to the grill, 'zur blauen stunden (abend dämmerung)' (The blue hour (evening dusk)).
'I am so up for this!' she said.
'Let's get down on it!' he said.
'Can you touch me more down?' She asked.
'Whoop Whoop!' he replied.
'I need a beer' she thought, while he mused 'in that shiiiit we trust!'
They kissed each other and lived happily ever after.

27/09/2013

Alexander the Great was in the bar where he met that gorgeous smile I saw in the lift two days ago. I was too shy to talk to her so I don't know her name. [We'll call her smiley] His opening line was 'let's have dirty sex now!' causing Smiley to coyishly remark 'Damn, it's hot in here! Why are you looking at me like that?'
'I think I lost consciousness…' muttered Alex and Smiley thought to herself 'That dirty bastard!'. Together they shouted 'Wir sollten nie eine familien gründen!' (We should never start a family!) as the animals escaped from the zoos and took over the world.

27/09/2013

Space Biatch met Bill Clinton in the zoo, at the beginning of the thing, and immediately asked 'Why I always have to wait for ya?'. The seemingly distracted former president muttered 'The life of the wife is ended by the knife', to which the startled Space Biatch exclaimed 'Why you think like that?!'
'I have no clue!' said Bill.
'I wonder why he never asks me out' thought Space Biatch to herself.
'Aaahhhh. Sooo good. Finally I can eat my cake' mused Mr Clinton.
And what happened next?
Nothing but trouble…

DE #12 Topic: Unentschlossenheit (indecisiveness)
27/09/2013

DE #12 Topic: Unentschlossenheit (indecisiveness)

DE #12 - Exquisite Corpses
27/09/2013

DE #12 - Exquisite Corpses

Dystopic Express's cover photo
22/09/2013

Dystopic Express's cover photo

11/09/2013

Dorothy (the one from Oz) was waiting at a small subway station in the desert. Chelsea Manning appeared and said 'I just don't give a f**k!' to which Dorothy said 'Badda Bing Badda Boom', then asked 'To where does this lead?' Chelsea replied 'not as long as I get my lollipop back'. Dorothy thought to herself 'Oh my god, sh*ts about to depart and we are still full'. Together they shouted 'Everyone lie done and nobody gets hurt!' then hijacked the next car and drove to find the last surviving zebra in the mountains of Zimbabwe.

11/09/2013

DJ Blizzard, with a head full of coke, met that drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket in the toilets of Berghain. 'Seit 15 jahren psychotherapy ich jet Katzen. Gestern have ich mir 2 Mäuse angeschafft' (SInce 15 years I have been psychoanalysing cats. Yesterday I bought 2 mice) blabbed DJ Blizzard, to which the drill sergeant retorted 'Yeah, light my fire baby! How did it get up your arse?' 'Sh*t! I forgot to take out the Laundry!' replied the confused turntablist. 'You rely don't get it, do you?' thought the drill sergeant to himself, then they shouted together 'Es Lebe das Prekariat!' (Long live the precarity!) Then a bell rang, a curtain opened and a little dog appeared, sat down next to them and sniffed their shoes then decided to pee on the drill sergeant's legs.

11/09/2013

Isaac Newton met Claude Monet at McFit and said 'weird… up is down, and right seems to be left… and… (sigh)' and Monet exclaimed 'Woah, what is that!? Can you do that thing again, that you do so well?' 'You sound just like your mother' said the scientist to the painter, who thought to himself 'I wonder how long until that fart is smelly?'. Together they shouted 'The bus is going in the wrong direction!' and half an hour later the police came. They started to run - but it was too late.

11/09/2013

Mathilde bumped in to Frankenstein's monster in the Peterdome right after they had both taken a huge sh*t. 'I want you to want me' she exclaimed. 'Imagine there is no fantasy' the monster replied, darkly. 'Can you rub my tummy with this coconut oil?' persisted Mathilde, causing the droll monster to state 'only if the pope does'. 'I'm gonna spend the night alone' a resigned Mathilde thought to herself, while thought the monster 'I'd rather have gone to Mars'. They sat down on a rock and stared at the endless sea, and for the very first time in their lives they became aware of the fact that their lives one day will almost be perfect.

(+swine flu, kind of)
11/09/2013

(+swine flu, kind of)

(+swine flu, kind of)

DE #11 - Exquisite Corpses
11/09/2013

DE #11 - Exquisite Corpses

Exquisite Corpses from Dystopic Express number 10
28/08/2013

Exquisite Corpses from Dystopic Express number 10

Exquisite Corpses from Dystopic Express number 10

28/08/2013

A psychiatrist with red hair met Zinedine Zidane and said 'f**k me in the are with a massive rubber fist, I knew this would happen!' Zinedine replied 'I trust you, but I'm not sure about how much of this substance we should take'. The psychiatrist asked 'Would you lie on me for a bit?' and Zidane replied 'There is no way past it. You Must surrender and let it come over you'. At that very moment a three-legged, newly-neutered dog with one of those lamp-shade like things so it doesn't lick itself appeared, and a tree fell shattering the awkward silence.

28/08/2013

Peter Pan, Marie Curie and a topless, guitarless Slash all bumped into one another. Peter Pan said 'Go, try your luck in this box!' to which Slash replied 'That's a little bit ridiculous' and Marie Curie said 'You two sound like you'd rather be somewhere else'. Enraged (and somewhat confused) Peter Pan yelled 'I am your father!' which caused Slash and Marie Curie to burst into song: 'It's the final Countdown!' Slash then asked 'What if we never get out of here?' and Peter replied 'Why certainly, I live to serve'. 'I wish I had a gun' thought Marie Curie to herself. For a minute they kept staring at each other in fear. When it suddenly started to rain the were reminded of their tears that one September evening in 1963 and, without a word, they shared a last deep look and walked away.

28/08/2013

Chuck Norris met Tolstoi and said 'This is awkward'. Tolstoi replied 'Weltherrschaft in 3 taggen ist machbar!' (World domination in 3 days is doable!). Chuck asked Lev 'Excuse me but are you ware of the fact that there's a shaved monkey sitting on your shoulder?' to which Lev replied 'Only if you do it first and let me off if I think you look stupid'. At this an onlooker remarked 'Are you sure that's the right way?' to which Chuck and Lev shouted together 'USA! USA!'. The whole time a crowd had been gathering around the scene. Sensing a sensation some passing paparazzi paused to photograph the possible phenomenon. The crowd greatly disapproved of this and beat them with their cameras.

20/08/2013

Dystopic Express will be at Plötzlich am Meer... sea u theer beim gelben Bus 'Boards without Borders' for some gechillte Kritzelsessions!

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