05/21/2019
Y’all were super impressive last week, so bring it again tonight at 8pm for more intense competition.
You’ll get to Netflix and chill after quiz, so remember that in case it’s an answer tonight...
Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot's Geek In Review
HUMANS!
"L-Bowz & Kneez" from Lucky Baldwin's Trappiste Pub in Pasadena, CA are regulars and have "99% perfect attendance" to Quiz, I'm told. I guess we you're that loyal, you get to take photos back. Or something like that. Smile!
Also making me smile? Your team names this week! We got into the fun of the trade war, fun in Alabama, and fun with our planet being on fire. Sarcasm, am I right?
ABOVE AVERAGE TEAM NAMES
The Last Thing This Country Needs is More People from Alabama – Comrade Brewing Company, Denver, CO
Tragedy, Of, The, Commas - Blossom & Cellar Door Craft Cavern, Hendersonville, TN
Florida Man Picks Team Name - Glass Half Full Dallas / Fort Worth, Richardson, TX
Detective Geekachu - The Blind Donkey, Pasadena, CA
What's Next Alabama? Swallowing is Cannibalism? - Bryan Street Tavern, Dallas, TX
Sweet Womb Alabama - Pizza J, Providence, RI
Never Go Full Targaryen - Rock Bottom Brewery in Campbell, Campbell, CA
There's A New Tariff In Town - Zio's Alley Bar, Denver, CO
Two Things That Never Get Old: Dark Humor and Unvaccinated Children - The Harp Inn Irish Pub, Costa Mesa, CA
We Promise Our Long Team Name Isn't Compensating for Something - The Growler Spot, Fulshear, TX
Steal the Pencils before This Trade War Gets Real - Backswing Brewing Co., Lincoln, NE
We DID Start the Fire! It's in the Atmosphere! - Twisted Lime Island Pub, Mill Creek, WA
Worst Trade War Since Star Wars Episode 2 - The Draft Kingwood, Kingwood, TX
LET'S DO THE NUMBERS
I called it last Thursday that Fredonia Brewery was in the running for Top Venue this week, and they did not disappoint! Includig Dallas/Fort Worth winning it overall this week, it's a welcome non-Austin focused week for Texas! San Angelo also made a showing, so I stick by that statement.
Santa Barbara, CA and Knoxville, TN added in the "cities we don't normally hear from" column, so let's this week a win, overall.
METROPOLITAN AREAS
1. Dallas/Fort Worth, TX - 81.74
2. Austin, TX - 81.04
3. Denver, CO - 80.86
4. San Angelo, TX - 80.70
5. Portland, OR - 79.44
6. Kansas City, MO - 79.12
7. Knoxville, TN - 77.46
8. Los Angeles, CA - 77.34
9. Chicago, IL - 77.19
10. Colorado Springs, CO - 77.05
BEST VENUES IN QUIZLANDIA*
1. Fredonia Brewery, Nacogdoches, TX - 88.34
2. Vetted Well Monday, Dallas, TX - 86.85
3. The Garden Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, CA - 85.37
4. The Penny Tap House, San Angelo, TX - 85.21
5. Jack Quinn Irish Alehouse and Pub, Colorado Springs, CO - 85.12
6. Concordia Ale House, Portland, OR - 85.04
7. Bryan Street Tavern (Wednesday), Dallas, TX - 84.71
8. Piper Down an Olde World Pub (Wednesday), Salt Lake City, UT - 84.71
9. BarFly Denver (Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Sloans Lake), Denver, CO - 84.08
10. Little Woodrow's Parmer Lane, Austin, TX - 83.23
TEAMS BY POWER RANKINGS*
1. He Won Trivia with a Pencil - A *&^%$%^ Pencil! Who Does That?, Glass Half Full Dallas/Fort Worth (Monday), Richardson, TX - 93.42
2. The Very Hungry Human Centipede, Coffee Shark Espresso and Pints, Austin, TX - 92.67
3. I.M. Pei D.O.A., Schmizza Pub & Grub on 21st, Portland, OR - 91.66
4. Time Bandits, Fredonia Brewery, Nacogdoches, TX - 90.67
6. The Guesstapo, Piper Down (Wednesday), Salt Lake City, UT - 90.62
6. you're a quizzard harry, The Garden, Santa Barbara, CA - 90.62
6. That's What She Said, Third Base Sports Bar- Northwest, Austin, TX - 90.62
8. We Would've Gotten Away With It Too If It Wasn't for Those Measely Kids!, Eleventh Hour Brewing Co., Pittsburgh, PA - 89.64
8. We've Never Done it With Six People, Mister Tramps Sports Pub & Cafe, Austin, TX - 89.64
10. Facebook Says It Was Yesterday, The Londoner Addison, Addison, TX - 89.27
10. Grandpa Chewie's VR Jackin Chair, Vetted Well - Lake Highlands, Dallas, TX - 89.27
*All ranking numbers are weighted based on top three teams of each venue and each night of the week. OR…
“But Quizbot, we had X points on Y night! We’re not listed?! WAAAH!”
“So did everybody else, kid.” **puts on sunglasses**
This has been your GEEK in REVIEW! Well, I suppose it belongs to all of us, though.